shslsubmissivemasochist:

canweumqra:

I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.

I have not received my pin pal.

I have not received my character based off my blog.

I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.

I HAVE been lied to.

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I never even got that “doot doot”

(via virgo-spotted)

waywardcastiel:

i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like

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(via departured)

rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

(via youthanasiaa)

i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous 

(Source: slutwhat, via tainted-by-the-real-world)

spacewaluigi:

July 21st is the day that Mario Tennis for the N64 was released in japan, and it also marks the first appearance of Waluigi!

Happy birthday Waluigi!

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(via chocolatemielke)

officialputin:

putins-boyfriend:

putins-girlfriend:

yourtubes:

reblog if your url represents who you really are 

I am really Putin’s girlfriend

then we have a problem

I can explain it

(via leviohhhhsa)

guardgirlsdoitbetter:

why aren’t we talking about this

(via youremybrandnewday)

Timestamp: 1406000851

nosdrinker:

captain underpants is better than every john green book

(via trust)

indytaker:

-__-

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(via xsonthewalls)

fabulouspasta:

officalsquidward:

cassieblack:

arineat:

sigmarikz:

certaflyably:

thirstingaintdead:

Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension

  1. "Make me",
  2. "oh really",
  3. "is that so"

"prove it"

"What’s in it for me?"

"Wanna bet?"

"Scared, Potter?"

"can you feel it mr krabs?"

"N O O T     N O O T"

(via prpldragon)

drunktrophywife:

tinychatter:

tinychatter:

what do you call a sunburnt penis

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Kyle this is the worst

(via kittystarz)