I have not received a dress based of my tumblr.
I have not received my pin pal.
I have not received my character based off my blog.
I have not received a picture of the book or the wall you wrote my URL on.
I HAVE been lied to.
I never even got that “doot doot”
i hate it when you’re walking along and you suddenly become really self-conscious about the way you are walking so you concentrate on walking normally and just end up like
lets have phone sex over walkie talkies
"I’ll make you moan, over"
"bend what? over"
i fucking hate how nervous people make me like i can’t even walk down the road without feeling judged and that is just ridiculous
July 21st is the day that Mario Tennis for the N64 was released in japan, and it also marks the first appearance of Waluigi!
Happy birthday Waluigi!
reblog if your url represents who you really are
I am really Putin’s girlfriend
then we have a problem
I can explain it
Top 3 phrases that’ll create sexual tension
- "Make me",
- "oh really",
- "is that so"
"What’s in it for me?"
"can you feel it mr krabs?"
"N O O T N O O T"
what do you call a sunburnt penis
Kyle this is the worst