♀ich liebe dich♂

pillowbedhead:

imokwiththis:

but no

(me when i was 9)

[i’m 17]

Homestuck comics are real

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schrodingersnerd:

everythingisnightvale:

discontentramblings:

An asexual and pansexual become room-mates and have wacky adventures

The show is called ‘All or Nothing’

Plot twist: the asexual is really super outgoing and is a huge flirt while the pansexual is extremely socially awkward and has trouble ordering coffee let alone getting a date.

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my hand slipped

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brittany-snodes:

becapella:

lameborghini:

reblog if u have an erection

how much do you want to bet that 90% of those notes are from sarcastic girls

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nuditea:

got no problem with watching a full season of tv in one sitting but when it comes time to pick a movie im like “am i really ready to pay attention to something for two hours”

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troyleroakley:

mamalovebone:

"its a metaphor, you see—you put the killing thing right between your teeth, but you dont give it the power to do its killing"

oh my god

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thedudeabidesx:

iamghoststar:

the-butt-prince-ike:

tastefullyoffensive:

Coloring Book Corruptions

Related: Hipster Dinosaurs

ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?

Pluto is licking peanut butter off of Goofy’s dick

Had to go and make it sound weird.

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thedorkflamemaster:

so-shota-it-hurts:

Skinny people cosplaying as canonly chubby/fat characters

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chubby/fat people cosplaying as canonly skinny characters

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people who bash people for doing so:

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we have stooped so low as to where we use fucking thumbs up/ thumbs down pictures as reaction pictures what the hell

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theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

theboyvvithoutasoul:

where do aliens hang out

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this post is back again and im glad bc i get to watch people get confused about v b n m again

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I found this!

knerzig:

Neat little lighter

 

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Wait… wait a second!

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This isn’t little…IT’S FAR AWAY!

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OH GOD HOW FAR AWAY IS THIS?!

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SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS! THIS ISN’T A SMALL LIGHTER!

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THIS ISN’T SMALL AT ALL!

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WHY IS THIS SO BIG?!

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WHY?!??!!

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jackhahaha:

this was probably a first in beyonces whole life

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theimpolitecanadian:

when you drink the water and the tummy go sploosh sploosh

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fuzzykitty01:

staff:

Hail Hydra

staff no

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deaniewinchester:

[slams fist on the table] DEAN WINCHESTER DESERVES TO BE HAPPY

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misantropaculia:

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